The previous excuses
A little history.
Still worth a toast.
Every reason revealed so far. Select a date, read the story, raise whatever you fancy.
November 2026
- Carl Sagan’s birthdayRather a large subject.
- Edmond Halley’s birthdaySee you next time.
- Marie Curie’s birthdayOne Nobel was insufficient.
- Rutgers and Princeton’s first football matchA fixture in the calendar.
- Susan B. Anthony casts her ballotA ballot with consequences.
- The first step to Tutankhamun’s tombMind the step.
- Dewey Defeats Truman: the wrong headlineA confident first draft.
- The first resident ISS crewThe upstairs neighbours.
- Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel ceilingThe ceiling is finished.
October 2026
- Luther’s Ninety-five ThesesA few small points.
- The War of the Worlds radio broadcastReports of reports.
- ARPANET’s first messageA promising start.
- The Statue of Liberty is dedicatedJust a little something.
- DuPont announces nylonA small snag.
- The Football Association is foundedThat settles it.
- Florence Foster Jenkins at Carnegie HallWith considerable feeling.
- Annie Edson Taylor’s Niagara barrel rideMany happy returns.
- Apple unveils the first iPodAn abundance of choice.
- Garnerin’s parachute descentAn early exit.
- An attempt to levitate the PentagonA modest lift.
- Sydney Opera House opensA preliminary estimate.
- The first Blockbuster video storeA quiet night in.
- The British Broadcasting Company is formedSomething to complain about.
- Bobby Fischer’s Game of the CenturyPromising youngster.
- Morton demonstrates ether anaesthesiaPlease make yourself unconscious.
- The Gregorian calendar skips ten datesTime well saved.
- Winnie-the-Pooh is publishedA modest ambition.
- Greenwich and the prime meridianNothing to see here.
- The royal wedding behind OktoberfestJust a small reception.
- Kathryn Sullivan’s spacewalkA little plumbing.
- William Lassell discovers TritonA productive sideline.
- The Treaty of Bern and international postWish you were here.
- Percy Spencer’s microwave cooking patentDinner, accelerated.
- The early barcode patentAn item of interest.
- The Moulin Rouge opensThe building can wait.
- Monty Python’s Flying Circus beginsThis was approved.
- Sputnik 1 launchesA brief announcement.
- Leiden’s relief and the hutspot legendThe spoils of dinner.
- Peanuts makes its newspaper debutGood grief.
- Sony launches the CDP-101Please buy it again.
September 2026
- The first Boeing 747 rolls outA modest enlargement.
- The Metropolitan Police begin patrolsA permanent vacancy.
- Fleming’s penicillin discovery anniversaryA useful mess.
- Einstein’s mass–energy paperA brief explanation.
- The Beatles release Abbey RoadA pedestrian achievement.
- Publick Occurrences: a one-issue newspaperA limited edition.
- Giffard’s steam-powered airshipA one-way improvement.
- The discovery of NeptuneIt adds up.
- ITV and Britain’s first TV commercialA word from our sponsor.
- The Hobbit is publishedAn unexpected appointment.
- Magellan’s expedition sets sailA roundabout route.
- The smiley emoticon is proposedFor the avoidance of doubt.
- Tiffany & Young opens: a disputed dateJust a few essentials.
- Emperor Norton’s proclamationA self-starter.
- The Mayflower leaves PlymouthThird time lucky.
- Liverpool and Manchester Railway opensA change of pace.
- IBM’s RAMAC disk storageRoom for improvement.
- Michelangelo begins DavidDress code pending.
- Luna 2 launches towards the MoonDelivery confirmed.
- Jenny Lind’s American debutAn export of note.
- Elias Howe’s sewing machine patentA stitch in time.
- A moth in the Harvard Mark IIA hardware problem.
- The first roll of Scotch transparent tapeAn elusive beginning.
- Farnsworth’s electronic televisionAn engaging programme.
- Piggly Wiggly and self-service shoppingSome assembly required.
- Voyager 1 launchesA small introduction.
- Google is incorporatedThat settles that.
- Sweden changes driving sidesEverybody to the right.
- Chemical Bank’s cash machineHelp yourself.
- Carrington’s solar stormA disturbance outside.
